Dreamer Buried in the Earth

jonathan breaux

How do these threads not drive you bananas when they get close to 100 replies

Would Google Chat be too much like texting? I personally feel like it's just slightly faster emailing but 🤷🏽‍♀️ and I've never actually used it

Are you finally managing space on your new phone like a normal human?

I'm thinking about switching to iPhone 🙄😒

jonathan breaux

Buying a little wagon 😭 for groceries 😭😭😭 and the girls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Marysue Curtis

It honestly doesn’t bug me at all. It’s like pen pals. Idk if I’m managing it betterrr but I did upgrade my phone and have more storage now. 

What did you think of my pros and cons? Why do you want an iPhone? 

jonathan breaux

Sorry this took so long, I had to rewrite it lol 

Both of those places are seriously gorgeous and all of the cons are almost like afterthoughts. Either of those would be amazing. 

Last video for the Marlowe was a jumpscare.

For some reason the Tyndall reminds me of the lease we signed and backed out of at the last minute in Colorado which is a bit melancholy. 

But it's gorgeous and I love it. 

I think both of them are places you'll find it easy to meet the kind of people you want to have in your life and I think you're going to enjoy a very deeply satisfying sense of contentment knowing that all of your needs are thoroughly met at either place you choose. I don't think you'll regret choosing one over the other.

They're really gorgeous, I'm so happy for you!

jonathan breaux

Also I lost my Adderall so I hope it's in your box 

jonathan breaux

Have you made a decision? Or found the Adderall?

Marysue Curtis

Yeah it’s going to be the Tyndall. 

Bro it’s your adderall is here 

jonathan breaux

Of course it is :'-) 

I had a feeling it would be the Tyndall. I'm happy for you, I'm sure you'll make a really amazing space there for you and your friends and family. 

I know the time you spend there is going to be really special to you. Congrats on your successful life 🫰🎶

Marysue Curtis

Thank you! Also, i looked up the apartments you’re moving into and they’re literally nice. Idk why you’re acting like it’s a shit hole 

😕J

Marysue Curtis

I’m so hungry and I brought my curry to work. I want to eat it but Claude says I shouldn’t. I made it on march 30th. It’s been like 9 days now 💀I think I shouldn’t 

jonathan breaux

Girl the curry I made on like the 15th is still being eaten I swear you're fine lol.

And sure, they're not the worst. But how disappointed would you feel if you had to switch from the Tyndall to Loyola Junction at the last minute? How much would you have been looking forward to that you would have to lose? 

You can understand why I'm so happy for you in that context

Marysue Curtis

I don’t think your garden would be jazzed about living at the Tyndall anyways. I’m nervous about my crown of thorns not getting enough direct sunlight but we will see. 

jonathan breaux

Remember the plants we kept indoors at the Parkway Grande apartment in San Marcos? I'm sure yours will be better than fine. You can let me know if you need a plant light or two, at least until you find one that fits your aesthetic needs

I think you're trying to be nice to me and offering encouragement because I recognize the huge disparity between our lives and the levels of fulfillment of all the wants and needs that we have within them. I appreciate that, but I think there's a lack of anything substantial enough to really help. Thank you for being thoughtful enough to make an attempt, that really is nice of you. But it's okay to just acknowledge the truth of it. Just let me be happy for you.

If you want to be meaningfully nice to me then don't let keith help you move :) I'll pay for a helping hand/moving service right now, just tell me when you need them 😌 

Marysue Curtis

JUST KIDDING in a twist of fate, the owner rejected my application at the last minute and went with a different tenant. 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I’m not okay 

jonathan breaux

Oh no 😭 dude I'm so sorry, you put so much thought and energy into that decision. I can imagine how frustrating that must feel.

I was putting together a tongue-in-cheek (I thought it was funny but my dark humor is always risky with you so I was looking for a way to clearly frame it as a fun way to poke you) list of really gorgeous apartments that would have been cheaper for both of us and nicer than the Tyndall if, you know, you hadn't gone to the store for cigarettes and never come back. But now that you're actually not getting that apartment I feel bad so I'll hang onto it until your next gorgeous place gets approved.

Does that mean you're going for the Marlowe? Or are you taking another month at Strata to buy time?

:c

Maybe the universe killed that lease because she's about to drop you in some millionaire's lap and he's just going to offer you a penthouse suite free of charge for a year while he finalizes his divorce so you can quit working and the two of you can get married and live happily ever after? That would be the most Marysue turn of this chapter I could imagine 

The rain has been so pretty today.

jonathan breaux

How are you feeling? How much did you get to read? Did you eat your curry? Did you get to enjoy the rain at all?

Marysue Curtis

Stressed, 30 mins, nope, I had to run an errand after work and it got warm in the car so I decided not to risk, I did enjoy the rain actually. 

I hate that landlord. Fuckkkk that guy. I would have been an amazing tenant.  

☁️J☺️J💦J

jonathan breaux

Marysue Curtis

Dude I’m so mad at myself. I didn’t put my dad on as a co-signer and just applied on my own cause I was sure my salary was enough and everything would be good and the leasing agent even reassured me it shouldn’t be a problem and if anything I would just need to provide more information but I FORGOT I WAS DEALING WITH A FUCKING SCUM OF THE EARTH LANDLORD. I should have known. I really should have and I feel so dumb for not thinking about it. There wasn’t even anything wrong with my application they just told me they chose someone else over me. Like I put in my application first wtf. Like why did I pay $75 if you were going to choose someone else. 

jonathan breaux

Maybe they didn't actually take someone else over you and they're just farming $75 application fees?

I mean 100% agree that guy can go fuck himself no matter the reason he declined you but if he's that kind of person up front maybe he saved you a year of bullshit that would have turned your dream apartment into a nightmare experience

But let's be real here you are god's favorite princess there's no way you missed out on this apartment for no reason. 

But what's the plan? You sound like you've had a really busy day

Marysue Curtis

My plan is sleep and figure it out tomorrow. I was packing and once I got the email, I cried for a little and immediately started looking at other places. I tour two tomorrow. The amli is still available but has gone up AGAIN to $2024 so I’m going to call to see if they will honor the pervious quote. The Marlowe I think was leased or the unit is not in the website yet. They told me one was going to be available this weekend but I don’t see it so I might have to rule that out completely. If none of that works out I’m fucked so I’ll stay in this apartment for another month, look up the landlords name and hex him. 

jonathan breaux

You seemed less passionate about the Tyndall before it became unavailable. But you obviously really got your hopes up in the end :(

I know you need your time to be sad and mad and I want you to know I'm here for you for all that but I'm also here for you as soon as you're ready to wake up to a new day with fresh determination to find something beautiful and claim it for yourself.

I'm excited to see the next place you find, which is going to be even better than the Tyndall or the Marlowe or the Amli.

I hope you sleep well. You had a long day. 

Sweet dreams. 

jonathan breaux

Hey, hope you're feeling better today! Just wanted to let you know that I haven't had a chance to try it yet but the coffee you got for me smells so, so so good. It's hard to describe but I wanted you to know it makes me really happy and I appreciate the thoughtfulness!

I'm going to be huffing these beans like it's my job 

Thanks again ~

Marysue Curtis

I’m glad!!! I’m sorry I couldn’t find a bigger one. I wish I was able to get so much more. I just toured a really cutie unit and I’ve decided to stay one more month at strata and just apple request my dad for the difference 🤷‍♀️ I talked to my leasing agent today and she said that if the Tyndall guy were to have chosen me as a tenant he would have had to pay her a full first months of rent but wouldn’t have to pay anything if he chose a tenant that toured with his realtor so she thinks he likely just went with the other person to not have to pay her and let me apply to keep the $75. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

jonathan breaux

That's really sweet!

And well, like I said. That guy sucks. If he's willing to be slimy like that up front I can only imagine how he might behave if you were to have any issues with the unit during your lease. Maybe it's for the best. 

But now you've got more time and less stress and you've already found another cute option! I can't wait to see what you come up with next. Let's try to catch up sometime soon

🫰J👎J‼️J❓J🪨J👎M🪨M😊M

jonathan breaux

Hot damn that ringtone is scary as shit wtf is wrong with me

jonathan breaux

Damn that was a journey

Marysue Curtis

Change that bro lol 

Also, the tundra is a 2017 right? 

jonathan breaux

No it's scary but I like it. Keeps me on my toes.

2018 SR5 Crew Max Off-Road

jonathan breaux

Buenos pluvos, estrellita 🌧️🫰

Um... ¿Hoy que tienes unos tiempo libre? o por este noche?

Espero...te... uh... esperote... bien. 

Creo que es, ¿verdad?

Marysue Curtis

So the inbound list thing is due to capital pricing and is separate from the rest of the tickets. I’ll go pay it today some how, maybe I’ll scooter there. I didn’t park on capital grounds 

jonathan breaux

Pues no entiendo pero confío a ti

The other tickets have new fees on them though, is there any chance you'd be able to take care of those today too?

I know you've been busy, I appreciate your time.

jonathan breaux

Are you okay? Something new or resurgent is troubling you, right? 

Or have you just been in Addy robot mode for the last weekish?

Marysue Curtis

Nothing new until this morning. I was going to reach out about this. I read through some of the things your wrote in the shared doc and it was really upsetting. It feels like there’s nothing I can do here. I understand that you have a lot of resentment towards me and most of it is justified but I do not need to continue to take it from you. I know I don’t “have to read it” but it’s in a shared doc that you reference for financial updates, I’m bound to look at it and I think you know that. It feels like a work around to still make sure I hear these things without the consequences that come with you directly sending them to me. It’s disheartening to realize now that you’re were feeling this way so close to us having hung out. I’ve told you time and time again that if we are going to try to be friends you can’t continue to send me these things and time and time AGAIN you find some way to STILL do it. I feel so dumb and like my boundaries have no weight to them cause I tell you hey you can’t send me that or I will stop talking you and you are like okay cool and DO IT AGAIN and then I have this talk and I’m still here. 

I KNOW that those feelings aren’t going to just go away but none of the options that work for me work for you. I’ve apologized and tried to walk away and you won’t let me so here we are! I’m tired, I want to live my life, I want to move on. At what point do I get to just do that? 

 I know you want to move on too. I know you feel like you can’t. 

I know that you feel that there’s things I could do that would make it easier for you to get past it that I’m not willing to do. I’m sorry I’m choosing to be selfish. 

I don’t want to keep talking about it. I don’t want to argue and I really don’t want to talk about Keith. I debated just not saying anything. I’ve been talking myself into not being upset about what you said cause that’s something I can definitely do but I thought you deserved some honestly. 

I want to make it clear I’m not trying to walk out of your life and that’s not what this message is. If I do take a little space I want you to know why, not as a consequence but for transparency. 

I say all this despite my fear that it will ruin your day and cause you to spiral. I want to express how I’m feeling even if you feel like it’s not valid and you expressing yourself in the spreadsheet is justified/ deserved. 

I want to end on a lighthearted note in betrayal to my annoyance because I don’t like confrontation, because I hate arguing and I ESPECIALLY hate arguing with you and because I’m dreading the possibly long email that you will write in response echoing the sentiments that you wrote in the doc.

I hope you have a great day, and I mean that.  weathers nice! 

Marysue Curtis

I know it might take you a while to respond to this but if you don’t mind reacting with an emoji once you’ve read it so I know you aren’t spiraling and I can actually get some work done. 

React with no emoji if you ARE spiraling  

💖J

jonathan breaux

I'm not going to spiral, I'm not going to push. Thank you so much for that honesty and vulnerability. I'm not sure what you read or how you took it but if it was from the links then I definitely should have held off on those. I wanted to present them to you in a fun, tongue-in-cheek kind of way and I definitely see how far off the mark I landed. 

I haven't seen the other things written there for a while because they're very painful, but I do hope we can talk about them soon. But right now I want to apologize to you for putting so much out there that you aren't in a place to receive.

I need to recalibrate with you, I hope that you'll trust me enough to do that with me soon. But I understand that the things you're feeling may mean you just don't want to do that with me. I know what I ask of you, and I know it's uncomfortable and tiring, but I hope you can believe that it isn't out of pure selfishness. 

Let's talk as soon as you're ready, please. We'll lighten both of our chests. Until then I'm going to sit with the words you've written and reflect on them and think about what they mean to me and how they make me feel and if there is an opportunity for me to learn to be a better person through those contemplations. 

I'm sorry for bringing you pain. My emotional feet are large and I'm very clumsy, but I can do this dance if you're willing to help me. I will think and reflect and try to be ready to respond as soon as you reach out. Hopefully soon, but understandably in your own time.

Love

Jonathan

jonathan breaux

To be clear, I would love to invite you to call me today after work so we can shift this into lighter things. I think there's a possibility that we may just be out of sync with our understanding of what is and has been going on, and I'll take full accountability for what I've done to contribute to that situation. Even if I felt justified in doing whatever I did, I clearly went about it the wrong way and these feelings is anxiety and exhaustion and anger are not fires that I want to feed ever again. 

So, please consider it. I'll be here.

Hope you have a little bit gentler day

jonathan breaux

And sorry for the triple message even though I said I would wait for you - which I will - but I wanted to say PS I'm not spiralling but I'm definitely not getting any more work done today so if you were to find it in your will to join me then pls let's connect at any time. At all. Even right now. Ideally not very late though because I have to wake up at 5 but I'll still do it for you if that's the only option.

Marysue Curtis

I appreciate the response! Sure sometime soon Maybe not today though. 

Also, I played the capital parking ticket that was going to impound the truck. I’ll pay the city of Austin ones after work. They are different parking entities. Will keep you posted on those 

jonathan breaux

Okay, thank you for the reply and the clarification! 

I'm not going to make excuses for the things I did that ultimately hurt you here these last few days. But I do think I have some perspective you'll agree with that might help ease the frustration and sense of betrayal. I don't think this a case of me crossing your boundaries but I do think it's a case of me putting my own feelings ahead of yours in a way that created an unfairly precarious situation around you. 

And you're right, I did want you to read the things I wrote, but not I think for the reasons you expect. And I didn't want you to stumble on them or be lured to them. I wanted you to want to read them and to want to talk to me about them. 

I didn't want you to draw conclusions, like I was lecturing you. I wanted you to want to ask questions, to find out why I feel the way I feel and what it means and how it matters.

I understand now that the way I went about that was too raw, to easy to stumble into without the proper psychic safety gear. I am sorry for hurting your feelings. And I'm not sorry for my rage and my pain, but I am sorry for not channeling it into a format more appropriate for our situation. For keeping it more secure until a more intentional time for unboxing.

Thank you, again, for letting me know how I upset you. I hope that after next time we talk you might feel a little more comfortable about this particular event. I will take the time between and beyond to focus on how to be true and good to myself without causing indiscriminate casualties.

I'm sorry. And I hope that my efforts to hear your words and feel them and reflect on them and integrate them into a better version of myself will turn out to be an adequate apology.

Love you. [gay]

Don't hesitate to call me if you change your mind, please

Until then ~

jonathan breaux

Also, I know you're dramatic mad bear right now but if you wouldn't mind just talking a big stern dip back across the ether into the universe where we're cool and having fun and still happy from going to see Hail Mary for a quick moment so I could ask a long-winded favor - I just wanted to note that it's really hard enough to practice Spanish alone already and wanted to ask if you would mind responding/correcting me when I trybtob use Spanish so I might stand a chance to learn? I don't use any tools or AI or conjugators or anything like that if I'm sending it to you and unfortunately my thirty six next closest friends can't be bothered so any genuine interaction there even if it's just to call me a worthless idiot Quixote loser would be sooooo helpful

Please

Thank you kindly for your time and consideration

Chao~

Marysue Curtis

Buenos pluvos, estrellita 🌧️< not sure what pluvos is but guessing you wanted to say “buenos dias”? 

Um... ¿Hoy que tienes unos tiempo libre? o por este noche? < close, Hoy tienes un tiempo libre, o por está noche? 

Espero...te... uh... esperote... bien.  < close, “espero que te encuentres bien” or more informal “espero que estés bien” 

Creo que es, ¿verdad? < I mean this is a correct sentence but it translates to “ I think it’s true” I think what you were trying to say was I hope you are with is some thing like “espero que si” 

jonathan breaux

Buenos pluvos! Happy rain! Good rains? I made up a phrase that made me happy because I felt like a child learning words and tinkering with rhetoric is something I did when I was learning English. Good afternoon! But the afternoon isn't a time of day, it's a mood of the sky, a taste of the air. 

(What makes a stretch of time as measured by the clock more acceptable to use in a greeting than a stretch of time as measured by an experience?)

Kind of like when someone is being funny about being late and they say "I'll have to leave soon because I need to be getting there in about thirty minutes ago" verdad

I won't do that very much though, it's silly.

Those instructions are hard for me to decipher but I think that's gonna help me remember them better.

Thank you for your help! 

I think I noticed your good mood floating around earlier so I let her know you were in need and hopefully she should be about to you by now. I hope you let her in 🎶

jonathan breaux

Did she make it to you safely?

:)

Or did she get mugged?? Or smth?

:''c

Marysue Curtis

Yes I’m fine everything’s fine I’m just stressed with the move. Starting the moving process and then halting it has put my apartment in an embarrassing never seen before state of dissarray. And I toured a really really great apartment on Friday and it look me some time to fall in love with her but on Sunday I finally thought actually, she’s perfect but it was too late 🥲 someone already applied. I need time to let these places sink in but that doesn’t work with the market 

jonathan breaux

Fine fine yeah yeah lol okay though that's good enough :)

Never before seen?.. that sounds genuinely incomprehensible 😛

Well, yeah. That's a bummer, but the world doesn't stop and wait. Not even for god's favorite princess. So where's your head at? Are you going to keep running the edge and hold out until you find your perfect place? Or are you going to go for something good and just put in the work to make it perfect once you're there? 

jonathan breaux

Hey quick question have you ever been tested for autism?

Unrelated - https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1399:_Chaos

Marysue Curtis

lol IM NOT AUTISTIC 

But I’ve considered if I’m bipolar 

jonathan breaux

Damn imagine if you were both??

...

Anyway bruh I have us reading the wrong book. It's a good book, seriously. But the other book I was weighing against it is THE BOOK. I've been reading this one so I don't get too far ahead of you in the shared one and maaaaan this one is Jonathan Book. This book is so damn good. So... I don't know how to say it. No que creo? If we survive to book #3 in the club then this is gonna be my next pick and I think if you actually read it it's gonna touch your actual soul like Doctor Strange punching your astral form out of your physical body. So good 

Fourth Wing annoyed me lol

How was your day?

Marysue Curtis

What book? And why did it it annoy you? 

jonathan breaux

It's called After The Affair.

And because all of the fun and excitement and thrill of sex and sexual tension has been ripped out of me and replaced with something foul. I found that after spending the whole book building up to this tense, passionate climax with these characters, I just felt ill and often had to stop listening because of this sensation that I was standing in my doorway witnessing something dark and intimate and private and horrifying. I feel like I may legitimately just never again be able to experience sexual intrigue as anything other than a nauseating profanity. So, extremely un-fun.

Probably would have been a solid book though minus all that.

Dragons are still cool

But even the dragons are horny fml

jonathan breaux

Dude one of the new guys on my team (I'm his BDR buddy!) is so cool and nice but he's British and I can't help but think about that story other keith used to love telling about faking a British accent for so long

I wish you could be here at the next desk over to listen to him talk and be nosy/judgy with me 

He looks very Pacific Islander. What are the odds he's a fraud innit

Marysue Curtis

Idk, I think Keith is a special kind of fucking weird and I hope no one else would do that lol 

Have you seen the videos going around of that guy breaking into this dudes house and claiming he’s Harry Dresden? It looks like a psychotic break but still pretty niche situation to come across my fyp 

jonathan breaux

I agree lol but part of me is still like... Idk that meme of the woman who goes through those facial expressions like "ew no... unlesss... no no lol, but maybe???" You know what I mean? Like nahhh of course this guy isn't that weird, literally nobody is that weird. But what if he is lol

AND YES I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP cause I saw the video on Wubby's stream and that line was so fucking weird I wanted to get your thoughts but didn't know how to bring it up. Mostly just because 1. What are the odds he would say that, it felt like I slid into an alternate dimension and 2. Of fucking course he would say that. Of course he would. 

So sad and bizarre. But I'm not so noble that I'll refuse to appreciate a niche reference just because it's tucked into the middle of a uhh... whatever kind of episode that poor guy was having.

jonathan breaux

Also, I knoowwww you're superrrr busyyyyy being beautiful and popular and drunk and skinny and lavished with attention and having all your needs met and eating sushi and dancing and living your best life with all your favorite people worshiping the ground you walk on and toasting you at perpetual happy hours and touring the finest apartments money can buy and planning out how to maximize your excitement and fun and thrill and satisfaction for the next year to the rest of your life BUT if the worst case scenario comes to be and you find yourself at your apartment with no energy to do anything - it's 90-day fiance night rn

twitch.tv/paymoneywubby

Marysue Curtis

Did you watch both videos? There’s one where he somehow makes it into the house and is shouting for Victor. Like this dude 100% thinks he’s living the book. Definitely super sad and tragic and I hope he’s okay but also, hear me out, lowkey fun? Lol like imagine ACTUALLY fully fully believing that you are Harry Dresden. Like without a shadow of a doubt knowing you are a super powerful wizard wanted by all women saving the city. 

 Sick……literally but alsoooo

The life you have imagined for me sounds nice. Hope I can get there one day :) I actually am drained of energy but I’ve spent the day surfing through millions of apartment listings. Maybe one day I’ll watch though. 

💀J

jonathan breaux

Not girliepop soft pitching identity disorders 🙉

Oh no I was clearly ripping on you lol. I imagine you're just kind of hanging around. Stressing and making bad decisions type shit

jonathan breaux

This is us

https://youtu.be/gspaoaecNAg

Marysue Curtis

Ohhhhhh shitttttt invincible is back 

jonathan breaux

😭😭😭 can we watch party 😭 pleassseeeee I still haven't even seen the last season

All we need to do is figure out your discord friends list so you can watch on the TV while I watch on computer and we don't even have to talk to each other :)

Pretty pleassseeeee this is me applying peer pressureeee

Marysue Curtis

What do you mean didn’t we watch the last season together? Dude I just went to look it up and realized the first half has been out for like a whole month lol I’ve been living under a rock 

jonathan breaux

Oh maybe we're both talking about the same season, idk I just know I haven't watched any new content from things we watched together; haven't seen any Invincible or Critical Role or anything else.

Have you? And can we watch partyyyyyyyy

Marysue Curtis

Yeah we can try. Not today though 

jonathan breaux

Yeah some of us work in the morning

jonathan breaux

Do you have any downtime this weekend?

Marysue Curtis

I have some down time now lol idk about Saturday and Sunday though. What’s up? 

🙄J😤J‼️J❓J⁉️J

jonathan breaux

Literally nothing lol

I'm just cleaning rn but I'm in a good but bored mood so if you wanted to try to figure out discord with me and watch invincible or critical role or smth I'm 100% down

jonathan breaux

Or we can book club 🤷🏽‍♀️🫰

There's actually endless possibilities

jonathan breaux

Wanna come jump in the pool at my apartment and then never talk to each other again?

jonathan breaux

Or do you wanna get super scary high and ride around town in Molly's back seat while we blast music as loud as possible? You get to pick 2 out of every 3 tracks

jonathan breaux

Or do you wanna say "hey I have downtime right now lol" and then

Throw 

Your phone

Across the Pacific Ocean

jonathan breaux

You are so annoying wtf are you doiiinnnnnggggggg

Marysue Curtis

Umm I’m down to try to watch invisible but first I’m probably going to drive to McDonalds or whataburger and get snack. Rayna is crying cause her grandpa is sick and her and Trent broke up and she had asked me to go over but she hasn’t replied so I think I’m in the clear. I wanted to stay in 

jonathan breaux

:c tell Rayna to come hang out with me. I have a really comfortable and safe space and plenty of sage wisdom to share about fear of loss and love and sickness and family and awful relationship drama. And then she and I can hang out with you on discord while watching cartoons

Are you sober??? I would rather doordash you something than know you're out driving drunk which I think you're ALREADY DOING, MARYSUE 

Marysue Curtis

lol no I’m completely sober 

🧐J

jonathan breaux

Hey what if Rayna and I dated and she got her financial needs met through me and I got my companionship needs met through her and along the way I taught her to love and respect herself and face her deepest reflections and we blossomed into a beautiful relationship that ultimately was not meant for romance but stood as an example of the absolute strength and necessity of platonic bonds 

Also what are you getting from Whataburger

Marysue Curtis

Idk if I should do a honey butter chicken strip sandwich or a hot and spicy from Mickey 

jonathan breaux

I think there's already a spark catching in your brain telling you to get both

Marysue Curtis

Mm are you drunk? 

jonathan breaux

Not yet! But today's the first day I've been able to drink in a few weeks so I plan on drinking. I got a cool bottle of tequila just for the occasion. Unless that would kill our watch party in which case I'll just chill 

jonathan breaux

And you're taking forever so like... Do you care if I drink a lil bit or? 

Did you go to Whataburger and McDonald's? Mad respect if you did 

jonathan breaux

It was 21:47 when she said she had down time... That was one hour and twenty seven minutes ago. She better have gone to Whataburger and Micky's

Marysue Curtis

I don’t mind if you drink just don’t go crazy. I took half an edible. Is this discord issue something you can work on while I’m in this whataburger line? I don’t remember what the issue was last time 

jonathan breaux

Okay headmistress, I'll behave. 

Uhh yeah I can fix it all if you know your login username and password and can give those to me

jonathan breaux

Oh actually it seems I've fixed it already. All you'll need to do is log in to your discord on Xbox and join my server invite

Marysue Curtis

Okay cool. Still in line. They have a new banana pudding shake which sounds amazingggg but I’m not going to get it 

jonathan breaux

GET IT, COWARD